Wednesday, June 17, 2009


Sorry - but I love stuff like this! Thanks to Niobe for the idea! Essentially, google “unfortunately, [your name]” and share the results. I had to try it.

  • Unfortunately, Donna's pediatrician did not diagnose her condition as characteristic of metabolic syndrome
  • 'Oh, unfortunately Donna's injured. Will she come back? We don't know'
  • Unfortunately, Donna is not active at this time, due to a car accident in which she was hit by a drunk driver
  • Unfortunately Donna was forced to retire, due to illness, shortly before the school opened
  • Unfortunately, Donna gets little time on the fairways. She's too busy getting us clients and making sure we deliver great work for them
  • Unfortunately, Donna's marriage isn't in as good shape. We learn that she and David, now a successful music producer in Japan, are separated


niobe said...

I know it's so wrong, but I find these totally hilarious. Thanks for playing!

Funsize said...

Totally funny, but at the same time, geeze these people have bad luck!

lawyerjourno said...

I don't know how to say but I really feel sorry for your daughter!! God bless you strength.